Oh no, what's going on here?

Stop now - that water's bloody freezing!

Don't just stand there with the camera - get me out of here.

No you can't have the ball till I get out of this mess.

Oooooh!!!

Oh no - not the special shampoo!

Don't you dare call me Dalmation!

Get on with it Jed - I want out of here.

Where's the RSPCA when you need them?